Softball is my Life: 2009

Thursday, January 15, 2009

White Out

So this winter is we are getting a lot of snow! It's the powdery snow that when the Iowa winds blow creates a white out. We started the 2nd semester on Monday. On Monday, we got out at 11:30 because of the blizzard conditions. When we got out of school it was perfect. A couple of hours later... On Tuesday we had a late start because the Monday winds had blown the snow over the road. Tuesday night it snowed so on Wednesday we had another late start. Today (Thursday) we are not supposed to get above 0. It's supposed to be -20 w/o windchill. Brr! That's cold! So today will be our first full day of the semester.

My new schedule...

Study Hall

American Literature II

Home Room

Physics

Calculus

American Government

Open Campus

College Prep English

Novels and Films

In novels and Films, the first book we are reading is of Mice and Men which we read our sophomore year. Our second book will be the Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, again, a book we read our sophomore year. After that, we will be reading 2 other books that I haven't read. Our teacher for Government is crazy (and not the good crazy).

The top 18 ways to confuse Santa

1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds.

2. While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket.

3. Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants.

4. While he's in the house, replace all his reindeer with exact replicas. Then wait and see what happens when he tries to get them to fly.

5. Keep an angry bull in your living room. If you think a bull goes crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees that big, red Santa suit!

6. Build an army of mean-looking snowmen on the roof, holding signs that say "We hate Christmas," and "Go away Santa"

7. Leave a note by the telephone, telling Santa that Mrs. Claus called and wanted to remind him to pick up some milk and a loaf of bread on his way home.

8. Set a bear trap at the bottom of the chimney. Wait for Santa to get caught in it, and then explain that you're sorry, but from a distance, he looked like a bear.

9. While he's in the house, find the sleigh and sit in it. As soon as he comes back and sees you, tell him that he shouldn't have missed that last payment, and take off.

10. Leave a plate filled with cookies and a glass of milk out, with a note that says, "For The Tooth Fairy." Leave another plate out with half a stale cookie and a few drops of skim milk in a dirty glass with a note that says, "For Santa"

11. Take everything out of your house as if it's just been robbed. When Santa arrives, show up dressed like a policeman and say, "Well, well. They always return to the scene of the crime."

12. Leave out a copy of your Christmas list with last-minute changes and corrections.

13. While he's in the house, cover the top of the chimney with barbed wire.

14. Leave lots of hunting trophies and guns out where Santa's sure to see them. Go outside, yell, "Ooh! Look! A deer! And he's got a red nose!" and fire a gun.

15. Leave Santa a note, explaining that you've moved. Include a map with unclear and hard-to-read directions to your new house.

16. Leave out a Santa suit, with a dry-cleaning bill.

17. Paint "hoof-prints" all over your face and clothes. While he's in the house, go out on the roof. When he comes back up, act like you've been "trampled." Threaten to sue.

18. Instead of ornaments, decorate your tree with Easter eggs. Dress up like the Easter Bunny. Wait for Santa to come and then say, "This neighborhood ain't big enough for the both of us."

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Thursday, January 15, 2009

White Out

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