Ok, so maybe Paula will be the first to get why this is such a big deal. Today we started throwing (is that correct sp? oh well you know what i mean) pots. I got it the first day, the first time. I'll explain for all y'all who weren't in my pottery class last year. It took me about 4 weeks in class and after school to throw 1 cup. It took everyone else about 1 week. My pot is actually really cool. I'm happy.
My sister had a dentist appointment today and she was supposed to pick me up after. She didn't. She is still gone. My uncle took me home. AM I INVISIBLE!!!!! GGGRRRRR!!!! Oh well.
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Mt. P.
Hanna was so scared that I would fall off
The top 18 ways to confuse Santa
1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds.
2. While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket.
3. Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants.
4. While he's in the house, replace all his reindeer with exact replicas. Then wait and see what happens when he tries to get them to fly.
5. Keep an angry bull in your living room. If you think a bull goes crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees that big, red Santa suit!
6. Build an army of mean-looking snowmen on the roof, holding signs that say "We hate Christmas," and "Go away Santa"
7. Leave a note by the telephone, telling Santa that Mrs. Claus called and wanted to remind him to pick up some milk and a loaf of bread on his way home.
8. Set a bear trap at the bottom of the chimney. Wait for Santa to get caught in it, and then explain that you're sorry, but from a distance, he looked like a bear.
9. While he's in the house, find the sleigh and sit in it. As soon as he comes back and sees you, tell him that he shouldn't have missed that last payment, and take off.
10. Leave a plate filled with cookies and a glass of milk out, with a note that says, "For The Tooth Fairy." Leave another plate out with half a stale cookie and a few drops of skim milk in a dirty glass with a note that says, "For Santa"
11. Take everything out of your house as if it's just been robbed. When Santa arrives, show up dressed like a policeman and say, "Well, well. They always return to the scene of the crime."
12. Leave out a copy of your Christmas list with last-minute changes and corrections.
13. While he's in the house, cover the top of the chimney with barbed wire.
14. Leave lots of hunting trophies and guns out where Santa's sure to see them. Go outside, yell, "Ooh! Look! A deer! And he's got a red nose!" and fire a gun.
15. Leave Santa a note, explaining that you've moved. Include a map with unclear and hard-to-read directions to your new house.
16. Leave out a Santa suit, with a dry-cleaning bill.
17. Paint "hoof-prints" all over your face and clothes. While he's in the house, go out on the roof. When he comes back up, act like you've been "trampled." Threaten to sue.
18. Instead of ornaments, decorate your tree with Easter eggs. Dress up like the Easter Bunny. Wait for Santa to come and then say, "This neighborhood ain't big enough for the both of us."
2. While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket.
3. Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants.
4. While he's in the house, replace all his reindeer with exact replicas. Then wait and see what happens when he tries to get them to fly.
5. Keep an angry bull in your living room. If you think a bull goes crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees that big, red Santa suit!
6. Build an army of mean-looking snowmen on the roof, holding signs that say "We hate Christmas," and "Go away Santa"
7. Leave a note by the telephone, telling Santa that Mrs. Claus called and wanted to remind him to pick up some milk and a loaf of bread on his way home.
8. Set a bear trap at the bottom of the chimney. Wait for Santa to get caught in it, and then explain that you're sorry, but from a distance, he looked like a bear.
9. While he's in the house, find the sleigh and sit in it. As soon as he comes back and sees you, tell him that he shouldn't have missed that last payment, and take off.
10. Leave a plate filled with cookies and a glass of milk out, with a note that says, "For The Tooth Fairy." Leave another plate out with half a stale cookie and a few drops of skim milk in a dirty glass with a note that says, "For Santa"
11. Take everything out of your house as if it's just been robbed. When Santa arrives, show up dressed like a policeman and say, "Well, well. They always return to the scene of the crime."
12. Leave out a copy of your Christmas list with last-minute changes and corrections.
13. While he's in the house, cover the top of the chimney with barbed wire.
14. Leave lots of hunting trophies and guns out where Santa's sure to see them. Go outside, yell, "Ooh! Look! A deer! And he's got a red nose!" and fire a gun.
15. Leave Santa a note, explaining that you've moved. Include a map with unclear and hard-to-read directions to your new house.
16. Leave out a Santa suit, with a dry-cleaning bill.
17. Paint "hoof-prints" all over your face and clothes. While he's in the house, go out on the roof. When he comes back up, act like you've been "trampled." Threaten to sue.
18. Instead of ornaments, decorate your tree with Easter eggs. Dress up like the Easter Bunny. Wait for Santa to come and then say, "This neighborhood ain't big enough for the both of us."
About Me
- Becka
- I've just moved here from WI and so far, I would just like to catch up on the mythical thing called free time.
Me and Tiger
Tiger is an explorer
23 comments:
AHHH! 15 DAYS! You're not invisible. I can see you...well figuratively speaking. I can't wait to see you in 2 weeks! We are probably leaving after 5th hour, but since it's Sophomore testing, we aren't exactly sure what time that will be. We'll let you know when we do.
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YAY first try on pottery wheel brings success!!!! nice! what kind of a pot are you making? mug? i am so excited for us to come up! (down actually!!)
not to burst the iowa bubble, but sophomore testing is monday-thursday. We have a normal friday. i still can't wait to come! good job on your pottery project. i am having difficulties with my painting right now, sighting isn't working out the best
I thought it was normal Monday and then testing on Tuesday-Friday. Hmm...I'll have to check the website or something.
In my defense, I was still at the dentist when Paul took you home. I did stop in after I was done to find out YOU had abandoned ME!
no actually it is tues-fri. Ms nelson has it wrong. i looked it up on the memorial website. also it would make more sense for it not to be on mon since we have collaboration on mon. i have actually never tried pottery, so i wouldn't know how difficult it is, but YIPPEEE anyways :P
geuss what!
ONLY TWO WEEKS!
WHEEEEEE! I CAN'T WAIT!
13 DAYS!!
YIPPPPPYYYYYYY!!!!!
um.... can't think of anything else to say.
YAY!
hey, will we all fit in your car on the way down?
Squished, but we'll fit. We don't have the van anymore but we have a large car.
Yay! I'm sooo excited! :) Ten days now, I think. I took the PSAT today. I think it went OK. I dunno..it seemed pretty easy except for some of the Math. See you SOOOON!
ONE WEEK! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
AHHHHHHHHHH ONE WEEK!!!!!!!
I CAN WAIT!!!!!!
Alrighty then. we need to firm up the plans since we are leaving in 5ish DAYS!!!!! :D
so my mom thought it was a normal day and so she now has an iep at 11:45. in other words we can't leave until like 1ish (which would have been the time that we would have left had it not been WKCE testing) that puts us in austin around 3-3:30ish right?
where exactly should we meet?
will we still leave school after 5th hour? because it would be so much fun not to eat lunch at school
yeah its just we won't actually leave eau claire until 1
if anything happens and the situation changes just remember that we can always come another time, so don't worry about calling us.
and actually the time we should get to austin is 4-4:30 not 3-3:30
sorry
I wanted to let you know that we completely understand if this weekend will not work out for you and your family. We would DEFINITELY come another time if that's the case. Don't worry about us, do what YOU think is best (we won't be offended or anything.) Let us know if his condition changes or anything so we can cancel. We don't want to make an extra hassel or uncomfortableness for you/your family.
I'm praying for you guys!
<3Elisabeth
Will do. If we want to eat, there's a Perkins, Burger King and Subway. If not, we can meet in a parking lot. I'll email you our cell number
Ok, we'll probably want to eat somewhere depending on what time it is. We should plan exactly where we are going to meet, though so there isn't any confusion...it doesn't really matter to me where we meet, so what do you guys think?
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