In my grade, there is a kid named Ian. His parents are Glen and Viki. Glen is my Dad's cousin and Viki is my mom's second cousin. So actually, he is more closely related to me than any of my actual cousins (but I don't know him really well). Apparently, he got in an accident at around 5 yesterday. He broke his jaw, lost some teeth, and apparently, something is wrong with one of his eyes. But they say that he is a lot better than what they thought at first.
I emailed the Steigerwald's & Megan directions because their parents are the ones driving. If you need any clarifications, you can email/call/blog and I relay it to my sister. About what time are you leaving (1 o'clock, 2 o'clock, etc?) I CAN'T WAIT!!!!
Mt. P.
Hanna was so scared that I would fall off
The top 18 ways to confuse Santa
1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds.
2. While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket.
3. Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants.
4. While he's in the house, replace all his reindeer with exact replicas. Then wait and see what happens when he tries to get them to fly.
5. Keep an angry bull in your living room. If you think a bull goes crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees that big, red Santa suit!
6. Build an army of mean-looking snowmen on the roof, holding signs that say "We hate Christmas," and "Go away Santa"
7. Leave a note by the telephone, telling Santa that Mrs. Claus called and wanted to remind him to pick up some milk and a loaf of bread on his way home.
8. Set a bear trap at the bottom of the chimney. Wait for Santa to get caught in it, and then explain that you're sorry, but from a distance, he looked like a bear.
9. While he's in the house, find the sleigh and sit in it. As soon as he comes back and sees you, tell him that he shouldn't have missed that last payment, and take off.
10. Leave a plate filled with cookies and a glass of milk out, with a note that says, "For The Tooth Fairy." Leave another plate out with half a stale cookie and a few drops of skim milk in a dirty glass with a note that says, "For Santa"
11. Take everything out of your house as if it's just been robbed. When Santa arrives, show up dressed like a policeman and say, "Well, well. They always return to the scene of the crime."
12. Leave out a copy of your Christmas list with last-minute changes and corrections.
13. While he's in the house, cover the top of the chimney with barbed wire.
14. Leave lots of hunting trophies and guns out where Santa's sure to see them. Go outside, yell, "Ooh! Look! A deer! And he's got a red nose!" and fire a gun.
15. Leave Santa a note, explaining that you've moved. Include a map with unclear and hard-to-read directions to your new house.
16. Leave out a Santa suit, with a dry-cleaning bill.
17. Paint "hoof-prints" all over your face and clothes. While he's in the house, go out on the roof. When he comes back up, act like you've been "trampled." Threaten to sue.
18. Instead of ornaments, decorate your tree with Easter eggs. Dress up like the Easter Bunny. Wait for Santa to come and then say, "This neighborhood ain't big enough for the both of us."
2. While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket.
3. Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants.
4. While he's in the house, replace all his reindeer with exact replicas. Then wait and see what happens when he tries to get them to fly.
5. Keep an angry bull in your living room. If you think a bull goes crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees that big, red Santa suit!
6. Build an army of mean-looking snowmen on the roof, holding signs that say "We hate Christmas," and "Go away Santa"
7. Leave a note by the telephone, telling Santa that Mrs. Claus called and wanted to remind him to pick up some milk and a loaf of bread on his way home.
8. Set a bear trap at the bottom of the chimney. Wait for Santa to get caught in it, and then explain that you're sorry, but from a distance, he looked like a bear.
9. While he's in the house, find the sleigh and sit in it. As soon as he comes back and sees you, tell him that he shouldn't have missed that last payment, and take off.
10. Leave a plate filled with cookies and a glass of milk out, with a note that says, "For The Tooth Fairy." Leave another plate out with half a stale cookie and a few drops of skim milk in a dirty glass with a note that says, "For Santa"
11. Take everything out of your house as if it's just been robbed. When Santa arrives, show up dressed like a policeman and say, "Well, well. They always return to the scene of the crime."
12. Leave out a copy of your Christmas list with last-minute changes and corrections.
13. While he's in the house, cover the top of the chimney with barbed wire.
14. Leave lots of hunting trophies and guns out where Santa's sure to see them. Go outside, yell, "Ooh! Look! A deer! And he's got a red nose!" and fire a gun.
15. Leave Santa a note, explaining that you've moved. Include a map with unclear and hard-to-read directions to your new house.
16. Leave out a Santa suit, with a dry-cleaning bill.
17. Paint "hoof-prints" all over your face and clothes. While he's in the house, go out on the roof. When he comes back up, act like you've been "trampled." Threaten to sue.
18. Instead of ornaments, decorate your tree with Easter eggs. Dress up like the Easter Bunny. Wait for Santa to come and then say, "This neighborhood ain't big enough for the both of us."
About Me
- Becka
- I've just moved here from WI and so far, I would just like to catch up on the mythical thing called free time.
Me and Tiger
Tiger is an explorer
18 comments:
what i want from Eau Claire...
If you could bring down the whole city, I would be eternally gratefull... but really, I don't know (other than you selves)
ok, we'll try to fit the city in megan's car, but it may be a tough squeeze!! I AM SOO EXCITED!!! i think we are going to leave around 1:30 or 2, but ask megan, she would know better than i do!
YAY!!
I CAN'T WAIT FOR IT EITHER!!!!!
Ohhh, I just thought about what you should bring. Batman (w/ c. Bale) and any other cool exciting wonderful movies.
Sure, no problem. Paula and I own it, so we'll bring it with us and we can have a C.B. movie night!
OOOHHHH!!! They're making another C.B. Batman movie w/ Heath Ledger as the joker!!!!! I CAN'T WAIT!!!!
(On a side note, my mom left me at church accidentally today).
OOOOH! Yay! I love both C.B. and H.L.!! Stinks about being left at church...:( Megan was in Milwaukee this weekend...that's probably why she hasn't commented yet on any of the new posts. See you in about 2 1/2-3 weeks! :) I can't wait!
oh thats alright, once my mom forgot me at preschool.
um anyways, i looked up the time for 5th hour to end and it is at 12:01, so im thinking we will leave at like um 12:30ish. (my mom has to get home etc)
small town life: where everyone is related. :P
oooooo! we should rent the prestige and bring it down! i love that movie!
actually, i love C.B. in general
YEAH!! I love that movie too! I'll talk to you tomorrow about some plans I have for the trip...:) Hooray!
I love C.B. too!
I've never seen the pestige. Is it good? (this may be redundant at this point, but I love C.B. also!
the prestige is an amazing movie! a little confusing, but very very good. i loved it
Great movie! We'll have to bring it when we come! :) ican'twaitican'twaitican'twait!
YAY!
we should start a countdown
YEAH!
i started a countdown...its yellow
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